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[14 Jul 2008|12:35am]

2gether_we_fall
Lauren says:
simple plan are bad ass!
Max I. Millian says:
I totally got punched in the eye at a simple plan concert!
Max I. Millian says:
HARDCORE ROCK AND ROLL
Lauren says:

Lauren says:
are you serious
Max I. Millian says:
by a green day fan, lol
Lauren says:
where was pierre, did he come to your rescue!
Lauren says:
those dirty emo's
Max I. Millian says:
it was actually an accident, he did it when he was trying to give the finger to simpel plan
Max I. Millian says:
I took one for the team!
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Just Because . . . [04 Jun 2008|12:58am]

2gether_we_fall
The Neverman says:
its almost like im talking to a 10 year old
The Neverman says:
which kinda makes this even hotter
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for quint . . who always makes me laught <3 [04 Dec 2007|10:56pm]

2gether_we_fall
Lauren says:
quint i need your help, its an emergency!
Lauren says:
can i have the link to those pics of you?
The Neverman says:
how is that an emergency
Lauren says:
coz i need to send it to someone?
The Neverman says:
geocities.com/bigbadman145 or some shit
The Neverman says:
how the cunt do i still remember that shit
Lauren says:
your the best!!!
Lauren says:
coz you send it to all your new gf's
The Neverman says:
i send them better pictures than that old shit
Lauren says:
it didnt work
Lauren says:
awe!
Lauren says:
you've updated!
The Neverman says:
well sure ive got other cock pics
Lauren says:
and you never told me
The Neverman says:
youre right i should have made it my priority to tell you
Lauren says:
i know, how else will you get free publicity . . well ok you could become one of those flashers, but still!
The Neverman says:
yeah could become
Lauren says:
man i have to head back to perth, theres a whole lot of naked quint im missing out on!!
The Neverman says:
yeah totally
Lauren says:
so what've you been up to anyway?
The Neverman says:
fuck all
Lauren says:
awe! but the flashing, streaking and porn!!! thats a fair bit!
The Neverman says:
youd be surprised how difficult it is to find someone whos willing to let you blow a load on their face and let you take pictures
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Baa baa, black sheep... [23 Nov 2007|04:32pm]

assfucktwin
Im pretty sure noone reads this thing anymore because everyone is like "OMG MYSPACE AND FACEBOOK IS TEH SHIRTZ!" but, here's a funny conversation between James and I about dead kittens...because dead kittens are always funny.

Im bringing back, schlock_whores, yo.

creeping jesus says:
am i one of your 5 favourite people?
Bunnie Joe says:
You would be, if you were a PERSON.
creeping jesus says:
touche
Bunnie Joe says:
Hahah, course y'are.
creeping jesus says:
yay
creeping jesus says:
i just got a warm fuzzy
Bunnie Joe says:
Was it the good kind or the bad kind?
creeping jesus says:
there are only the good kind and the better kind
creeping jesus says:
the better kind is a warm fuzzy in the pants
Bunnie Joe says:
What if you found a dead kitten in your bed, but it was still warm...because it had been killed with fire.
Bunnie Joe says:
Bad warm fuzzy?
creeping jesus says:
before or after you make sweet love to it?
Bunnie Joe says:
Before obviously
creeping jesus says:
well that is definitely a warm fuzzy
creeping jesus says:
because of the prospect of things to come
creeping jesus says:
sexy things
Bunnie Joe says:
Hahahaha, Im a little aroused right now.
Bunnie Joe says:
And by aroused, I mean disturbed.
creeping jesus says:
the two aren't mutually exclusive
Bunnie Joe says:
Good point
creeping jesus says:
damn it sarah
creeping jesus says:
now i have to go find a dead kitten to put in my bed
Bunnie Joe says:
I can probably hook you up
Bunnie Joe says:
But it's gunna cost you.
creeping jesus says:
go on
creeping jesus says:
the flesh is weak
creeping jesus says:
i need a kitten
Bunnie Joe says:
Does the kitten have to be dead?
creeping jesus says:
no
creeping jesus says:
i can do the deed
creeping jesus says:
and then do the deed
creeping jesus says:
heheheheh
Bunnie Joe says:
Or do the deed WHILST doing the deed
Bunnie Joe says:
Or maybe the deed IS the deed?
Bunnie Joe says:
I mean...its a pretty small kitten.
creeping jesus says:
i have had practice with gerbils
creeping jesus says:
don't worry about me
creeping jesus says:
pray for the kitten
Bunnie Joe says:
$26 for the kitten
Bunnie Joe says:
...and I get to watch.
Bunnie Joe says:
Deal?
creeping jesus says:
i thought you were going to anyway
creeping jesus says:
so deal
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W.A.W.G.L.A. [23 Apr 2007|11:01pm]

2gether_we_fall
this was in an email sarah sent me, god only knows how long ago, but dear sweet jesus if i didnt nearly piss myself laughing!! W.A.W.G.L.A. . . . man that was funny!! =D
All it needs is some towels and a spatula and that was high school!



Hey seksee sprog princess.

Im bored and should be doing homework but I decided to slack off and email you instead. Whats doin spexy? Im doing homework...ah shit, I just told you that. I was looking up all this shit on the internet for my assignment and I came across this "make your own international conspiracy" thing so I decided to do it seeing as it was amusing for about 5 minutes and was a good exscuse to not do work. Wanna see my conspiracy? It's trippy...

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand that cheese comes from goat testicals you need to realize that everything is controlled by an orgy made up of green crack selling pixies with help from W.A.W.G.L.A.

The conspiracy first started during World War Two in Guatemala. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the death of P4.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by ass licking.

They want to sodomise mormons and imprison resisters in the bus shed using 2 x 4's with rusty nails in them.

In order to prepare for this, we all must ban the eating of chicken on Thursdays. Since the media is controlled by Hitler we should get our information from Jesus.
Whore yourself

Bergie follow up. [13 Feb 2007|01:29am]

khover
[ mood | naughty ]

Well I started telling my friend about our bergie conversation but then I realised he has a lot of mental issues too and he might be a bergie himself. A closet bergie, not the official bergie mentioned in the previous post.
So yeah. Here's how it went down. Watch as I try to make the situation better and then attempt to distract him with talk of fast food.

Bergalicious.Collapse )

Mission accomplished.

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BERGIE'S UNITE!!!! [13 Feb 2007|01:13am]

2gether_we_fall
BWahahahah AWESOMEST CONVO EVER!!
I HEART MAXXXX!

Sorry we don't sell pears Collapse )
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[08 Feb 2007|02:54am]

2gether_we_fall
TOOTHFAIRY!

(i dont know i just wanted to write that)

anyway
for sarah!!!!

http://community.livejournal.com/cok_yeh/7110.html#cutid1

well uh yea, the total bounce thing got me all "hard"
so i figured you may appreciate it
by the way, you have great taste in men!
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So it's the Australian Open . . . Tennis anyone??? [19 Jan 2007|12:12am]

2gether_we_fall
so in keeping with the times heres some tennis related links for everyone!

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=956B06B704700CBD

maybe sarah will be the only one to understand how that exactly relates to tennis
but maybe shes the only one that counts? =P
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SAM THE WHORE [18 Jan 2007|12:48am]

khover
[ mood | touched ]

Today my friend Sam and I went to Cold Rock Ice Creamery. Here's how it went down.

In her own words...Collapse )

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Im so compassionate it hurts me sometimes... [28 Jul 2006|08:19pm]

assfucktwin
ApeX king of the TX5 says:
i want to meet maddy
Bunnie Joe says:
Maddy, eh?
ApeX king of the TX5 says:
at tahlia's party there was a girl in the bathroom that was called maddy and i kept looking at her and smiling and she smiled bak i want to know her.... i really do....
Bunnie Joe says:
Lol
Bunnie Joe says:
Mallee
Bunnie Joe says:
And she moved to Switzerland
Bunnie Joe says:
Sorry
ApeX king of the TX5 says:
wha??
Bunnie Joe says:
She's in Switzerland teaching English.
ApeX king of the TX5 says:
can i hav her msn??
ApeX king of the TX5 says:
plz
Bunnie Joe says:
She doesnt have msn
Bunnie Joe says:
Not to my knowledge anyway
ApeX king of the TX5 says:
oh no
ApeX king of the TX5 says:
i lost her forever
ApeX king of the TX5 says:
only a small moment but i thort i could know her
ApeX king of the TX5 says:
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ApeX king of the TX5 says:
why
ApeX king of the TX5 says:
why
ApeX king of the TX5 says:
why me
Bunnie Joe says:
Hahahaha
Bunnie Joe says:
You'll get over it
ApeX king of the TX5 says:
but will i???
Bunnie Joe says:
If not...remember.."its down the road, not across the street."
ApeX king of the TX5 says:
huh???
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SAMMY <3 [28 Jul 2006|09:01pm]

2gether_we_fall
¤۞¤₪¤ £ąųŗęŋ ¤₪¤۞¤ says:
hows ur boyfriend dale?
watermelon cat IN banana ghost town ! says:
yeah he's COOL
watermelon cat IN banana ghost town ! says:
we're going to 5th base tonight
watermelon cat IN banana ghost town ! says:
thats anal sex with a carrot then breaking it off
¤۞¤₪¤ £ąųŗęŋ ¤₪¤۞¤ says:
lmao
¤۞¤₪¤ £ąųŗęŋ ¤₪¤۞¤ says:
do you eat it afterwards?
watermelon cat IN banana ghost town ! says:
yeah we break out the philadelphia cheese
watermelon cat IN banana ghost town ! says:
and dip with our asses
watermelon cat IN banana ghost town ! says:
and lovingly bring it to each others mouthes
¤۞¤₪¤ £ąųŗęŋ ¤₪¤۞¤ says:
lmao
¤۞¤₪¤ £ąųŗęŋ ¤₪¤۞¤ says:
lol that mental image isnt gonig to go away anytime soon
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Filler post [21 Jul 2006|07:46pm]

khover
[ mood | amused ]

I haven't posted here in so long but rest assured I have been schlocking it up good.
It's just that I do it on Habbo and it doesn't record conversations.

Anyway I felt bad so I decided to post this little conversation between me and my friend's boyfriend.

ConversationCollapse )

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Notes from HS [05 Jul 2006|02:13am]

2gether_we_fall
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
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[27 Jun 2006|07:35pm]

2gether_we_fall
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Adhiraj
Date: Jun 23, 2006 3:45 AM

hey howz it goin ..i'am adi ..n how bout we bcom frnds ..i bet we'll find lots in common ..if not we can still be frnds ..msg me back when u got time ..
take care
adi



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Lauren
Date: Jun 23, 2006 5:14 PM

omg
i love you
i want your KITTENS



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Adhiraj
Date: Jun 24, 2006 3:12 PM

hi ..KITTENS? umm ..i'am out of ideas on this one ..well it meant smthin friendly i guess ..anyhow i thought to let u know a bit bout me ...i like clubbin, swimmin, gym, modelling ..i just did some outdoor shoots ...the pics re not bad ..i'am workin as a software programmer from like past 6 months ..it's kinda boring ...did my graduation from melbourne now doin a job in india ..and then back to australia for my MBA in a few months i suppose ...just wanted to try n make frnds so that i dont feel out of frnds there :-D ..wld love to know more bout u ..keep in touch

tc





the only interesting thing is KITTENS
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My Space Sucks! [23 Jun 2006|07:05pm]

2gether_we_fall
some random message i got from some guy on myspace:

ive only ever been in love once and her name was lauren too she broke my heart what are the chaces the second time i fell in love her name was lauren as well please dont break my heart your unbelievable

so here was my reply:


thats so sweet
it makes me kinda sad to inform you that my real name isnt lauren
but i feel we are meant to be together
is this gonig to be a problem??
<3<3<3<3


can you feel my boredom?
gonig to boutique tonight YAY
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Context????? [21 Jun 2006|11:20pm]

2gether_we_fall
Aaron- says:
a gf
Aaron- says:
big biker type chic
Aaron- says:
bald head
Aaron- says:
and tatoos
Aaron- says:
names cheryl
Aaron- says:
went away 4 2 years after she raped some random guy with a fence pailing


i wonder if hes worried about wht she might do to him when it gets dark?
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[10 Jun 2006|11:39pm]

2gether_we_fall
http://community.livejournal.com/_nuns_on_acid_/profile

thats a community i think you guys might appreciate, well i know taleah will =P
came accross it on a friends page, i dont think its terribly active BUT . . you could always change that!
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Hehehehe. [05 Jun 2006|10:35pm]

assfucktwin
When people want to display affection towards their friends, they write them a letter or buy them flowers. But not me. I sign them up at Mormon dating web sites...

http://ldsromances.com/s89c6b8f767244fa7/user?jesusniloveyou28

I love you, Lauren!!
Ill take it down if you want :P
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... [28 May 2006|11:59pm]

assfucktwin
The Neverman says:
what would be a cool belt buckle
Bunny says:
A penis
The Neverman says:
note to self: dont ask sarah shit anymore
Bunny says:
You would think you'd have learnt that by now, huh??

Lol.
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