Pû®p|ë P¡ñëÅpP|ë (2gether_we_fall) wrote in schlock_whores,
Pû®p|ë P¡ñëÅpP|ë


this was in an email sarah sent me, god only knows how long ago, but dear sweet jesus if i didnt nearly piss myself laughing!! W.A.W.G.L.A. . . . man that was funny!! =D
All it needs is some towels and a spatula and that was high school!

Hey seksee sprog princess.

Im bored and should be doing homework but I decided to slack off and email you instead. Whats doin spexy? Im doing homework...ah shit, I just told you that. I was looking up all this shit on the internet for my assignment and I came across this "make your own international conspiracy" thing so I decided to do it seeing as it was amusing for about 5 minutes and was a good exscuse to not do work. Wanna see my conspiracy? It's trippy...

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand that cheese comes from goat testicals you need to realize that everything is controlled by an orgy made up of green crack selling pixies with help from W.A.W.G.L.A.

The conspiracy first started during World War Two in Guatemala. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the death of P4.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by ass licking.

They want to sodomise mormons and imprison resisters in the bus shed using 2 x 4's with rusty nails in them.

In order to prepare for this, we all must ban the eating of chicken on Thursdays. Since the media is controlled by Hitler we should get our information from Jesus.
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