Sadie Mae Glutz (assfucktwin) wrote in schlock_whores,
Sadie Mae Glutz
assfucktwin
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Baa baa, black sheep...

Im pretty sure noone reads this thing anymore because everyone is like "OMG MYSPACE AND FACEBOOK IS TEH SHIRTZ!" but, here's a funny conversation between James and I about dead kittens...because dead kittens are always funny.

Im bringing back, schlock_whores, yo.

creeping jesus says:
am i one of your 5 favourite people?
Bunnie Joe says:
You would be, if you were a PERSON.
creeping jesus says:
touche
Bunnie Joe says:
Hahah, course y'are.
creeping jesus says:
yay
creeping jesus says:
i just got a warm fuzzy
Bunnie Joe says:
Was it the good kind or the bad kind?
creeping jesus says:
there are only the good kind and the better kind
creeping jesus says:
the better kind is a warm fuzzy in the pants
Bunnie Joe says:
What if you found a dead kitten in your bed, but it was still warm...because it had been killed with fire.
Bunnie Joe says:
Bad warm fuzzy?
creeping jesus says:
before or after you make sweet love to it?
Bunnie Joe says:
Before obviously
creeping jesus says:
well that is definitely a warm fuzzy
creeping jesus says:
because of the prospect of things to come
creeping jesus says:
sexy things
Bunnie Joe says:
Hahahaha, Im a little aroused right now.
Bunnie Joe says:
And by aroused, I mean disturbed.
creeping jesus says:
the two aren't mutually exclusive
Bunnie Joe says:
Good point
creeping jesus says:
damn it sarah
creeping jesus says:
now i have to go find a dead kitten to put in my bed
Bunnie Joe says:
I can probably hook you up
Bunnie Joe says:
But it's gunna cost you.
creeping jesus says:
go on
creeping jesus says:
the flesh is weak
creeping jesus says:
i need a kitten
Bunnie Joe says:
Does the kitten have to be dead?
creeping jesus says:
no
creeping jesus says:
i can do the deed
creeping jesus says:
and then do the deed
creeping jesus says:
heheheheh
Bunnie Joe says:
Or do the deed WHILST doing the deed
Bunnie Joe says:
Or maybe the deed IS the deed?
Bunnie Joe says:
I mean...its a pretty small kitten.
creeping jesus says:
i have had practice with gerbils
creeping jesus says:
don't worry about me
creeping jesus says:
pray for the kitten
Bunnie Joe says:
$26 for the kitten
Bunnie Joe says:
...and I get to watch.
Bunnie Joe says:
Deal?
creeping jesus says:
i thought you were going to anyway
creeping jesus says:
so deal
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